Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
What’s St. Patrick’s Day?
It’s a day when we celebrate being Irish.
I don’t want to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day.
Dad interjects: It’s okay, kid, you’re not very Irish anyway.
I just want to celebrate the New Year.
The Chinese New Year?
Yeah. The year of the horse!
…You’re a lot more Irish than Chinese, you know.
No. It’s the year of the Horse!
Happy New Year to you!
Happy New Year to you!
Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Happy New Year to you!
Someone’s working on getting disinherited…
Be First to Comment