What did you learn about in Sunday school today?
There was a man, and he was sick, and he was laying on the grass, and his friends came and sat on the grass with him until he feeled better.
Did the man have a name?
Uh…yeah. Was it Joe?
You mean Job? They taught you about Job in three-year-old class?
I’ve got to hand it to my church, they are an intrepid bunch of people!