Lifted from JC’s facebook:
Bed time…never a dull moment.
Me — “Silas, why were you crying?”
Silas — “The clownfish ate the squid…and the dolphin…and the octopus…and the sea turtles. And then the clownfish are going to come and eat my bed all up. And then they’ll eat mama and I won’t have a mama any more! And I have to pee.”